Bad Girl, Bad Girl Whatcha Gonna Do

"You're going to jail" the police officer said.
"But I just want a ticket" pleaded the girl.
"I'm taking you to jail" repeated the officer firmly.
"No, a ticket!" the girl exclaimed.

And with that the tiny brunette placed a hand on the police officer's chest and shoved him violently. As he fell backward in shock the girl stomped one foot and ran screaming away from the attempted arrest.

The boy picked himself up and looked toward the girl, face buried in the couch in an attempt to hide.
"I'm sorry Allie, I'm just pretending."

Apparently the dress-up cop outfit on her friend was a little too much for Allie to handle.

That or she's being charged with resisting arrest and battery to an officer.

My daughter - charged with a felony at the age of four.